I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
