wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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