I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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