Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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