no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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