It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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