Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
this will be a night to untag.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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