I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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