I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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