Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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