i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think I died a long time ago.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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