I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
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