what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Randomize