just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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