Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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