i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I see more hoeing in ur future
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