you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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