Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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