She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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