he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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