Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize