Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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