i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize