so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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