Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You are a genius and a whore.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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