You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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