I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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