Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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