We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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