We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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