so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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