if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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True strength comes from lack of pants
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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