Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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