If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
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I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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