After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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