Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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