Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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