Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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