I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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