I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
did i just pee glitter
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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