dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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