Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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