I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
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Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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