Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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