I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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