Christians are straight up FREAKS
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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