dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Randomize
