just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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