FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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