she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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