so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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