is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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