You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Ladies don't puke and tell
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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