yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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