Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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